FLORIDA MAN IS BACK.
No, I’m not talking about my man Lane Pittman, the Florida hurrican slayer who goes out in the middle of hurricanes waving an American flag and rocking out to metal music.
I’m talking about the proverbial Florida Man, the Patron Saint of crazy Florida redneck culture.
For those who decided to weather the storm and stay in Florida as Hurricane Ian made its landing yesterday, my thoughts and prayers go out to y’all.
From all of the wild videos I’ve seen, from the major flooding that’s swept houses off their foundation, to the insanely high winds, and sharks swimming in the middle of the road, it looks like it’s been pretty rough.
Although the results of the hurricane are catastrophic, this guy right here made the best of a tough situation, and looked like he was having the time of his life.
How, you may ask?
Because he was hitting the dab rig and getting zooted to Mars in the middle of 50 mph wind gusts and pouring rain.
Even though the winds are about to knock him over, and look strong enough to rip that beard right off his face, the guy ain’t backing down.