Girl Poops At Her Tinder Date’s House, Gets Stuck Upside Down In The Window Trying To Hide It And Toss It Out

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Girls poop, believe it or not. And while this headline may read like the worst date of all time, it’s not all bad.

A classic story of perseverance from 2017, this gal had herself a Tinder date from hell and full of poop (and bad decision making).

A Tinder date led to a movie back at the guy’s place which led to a poop, which led to this young lady getting stuck in a window because of the aforementioned situation.

According to HuffPost, the dude invited the girl back to his place to drink wine and watch a documentary about Scientology (interesting move). She eventually asked to use his bathroom. When she returned, Smyth said, she had “a panicked look in her eye.”

She said:

“I went for a poo in your toilet, and it would not flush.”

He then claims the woman confessed to reaching into the toilet bowl, wrapping the crap in tissue paper and throwing it out of the window. CLASSIC MOVE RIGHT THERE.

The guy suggested they go outside together, bag up the deuce, throw it away, and then pretend “the whole sorry affair had never happened” (good luck with that), but she had other plans.

Smyth’s bathroom window doesn’t open to the garden, but into an 18-inch gap that is separated from the outside world by another non-opening double glazed window.

“It was into this twilight zone that my date had thrown her poo.”

He went to get a hammer, but she had already climbed into the window and got herself stuck.

“I grabbed her waist and I pulled. But she was stuck. Stuck fast. Try as we might, we could not remove her from the window. She was stuck fast, upside down in the gap.”

Stuck, upside down, and had to be saved by the fire department… I mean, shy of running over his pet in the driveway, I don’t see how this entire thing could get any worse.

And here’s a twist…the dude said a second date will likely happen.

I mean hey, that’s how you get a second date, right? Make the first one memorable.

And on the bright side, it can only go up from here…

Not quite the poop scene from Dumb & Dumber, but a classic nonetheless.

A beer bottle on a dock



A beer bottle on a dock