My childhood is officially ruined…
News broke earlier this year that the iconic children’s show, Winnie the Pooh, had entered the public domain, and was up for grabs for anyone who wanted to take the character and run with it.
Well, some people took it, and decided to turn it into a live-action horror film titled Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, and this is my four-year-old worst nightmare coming to life.
I mean c’mon. How do you take a sweet bear, a hyper tiger that bounces around everywhere, and a sad donkey and turn it into a bloody horror film?
Well, some sadistic people thought it would be a good idea, and now we have the trailer.
The trailer kicks off with Christopher Robin (the kid who owned Winnie the Pooh and always hung out with the squad in the 100 Acre Woods), taking his girlfriend the 100 Acre Woods to meet Winnie the Pooh… years later.
However, what he comes back to is quite horrifying…
He comes back to Winnie the Pooh and Piglet trying to MURDER him and his girlfriend because apparently he’s salty that Christopher Robin left in the first place.
And Eeyore, the depressed donkey, is DEAD.
You hear Christopher Robin crying during the trailer, saying:
“We used to be friends! Why are you doing this? I never would have left you, I swear!”
Check it out: