Put the fear of God in him…
First of all, I thought this was Waffle House. It’s not…
I was really looking forward to putting Waffle House in my headline, getting a few extra clicks just because everybody knows what a circus Waffle House is in the wee hours of the morning.
This is Huddle House though. And to be honest, I’ve never even heard of it.
They have a quite a few locations, especially in the South. But they stretch as far as New Jersey, North Dakota, and apparently there is even one location here in Illinois.
It sounds like Waffle House’s shittier younger cousin, but then again, does it get shittier than Waffle House? But you know, shitty in a good way…
Anyways, the point of this blog is a hilarious late night exchange between a ginormous trucker driver who is madder than a nest of hornets at some bozo that allegedly hit a woman.
The trucker driver didn’t take to kindly to watching this woman get slapped around while he was trying to enjoy his breakfast and he put the whole damn diner on notice.
Honestly, I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a more frightening man in my entire life…
Roll the tape.
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My GOD…
Like I said, I don’t think I’ve seen a more frightening man in my entire life. First of all, he’s just a massive human, but that grizzly bear mentality is not to be tested.
I mean, who talks like this?
“I will make you my motherf*ckin’ breakfast, how about that?
You touch her again and you will be my motherf*ckin’ breakfast.
So shut the f*ck up so we can eat.”
This dude seen some shit…
He briefly mentions something about watching his momma get beat by scumbags like this guy, and that’s all you really need to know about what’s going on here.
He might be a teddy bear for all we know, but his fuse for women beaters is SHORT. And he ain’t afraid of NOBODY.
The accused dude in the booth spends most of this confrontation cowering in fear, while his equally scummy buddy tries to defend him. It seems like there’s more than a few dudes at the table and nobody wants to tangle with this pissed off behemoth.
Although, at one point, one the cowards seems to motion for his waistband like he’s gonna pull a gun, and says, “I’ll shoot the shit outta you.”
Our Good Samaritan challenges him on that to:
“Shoot me motherf*cker, shoot me… it won’t be the first time.”
And… check please.
We already mentioned that this dude is massive, has a sore spot for woman beaters, ain’t afraid of multiple dudes, AND it wouldn’t be the first time he was shot at?
Yeah, I’m gonna see myself out… don’t want a single ounce of that smoke.
Although, it sounds like an empty threat…
“What are you gonna shoot me with, your m*therf*ckin’ hand? Sit the f*ck down.”
UN-REAL…
If the late night diner ain’t like this… you can keep it.
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