Any person with functioning taste buds is a fan of some good ol’ fashioned barbecue. And this may be some home state bias, but throw some Carolina mustard sauce on it? It’s a borderline spiritual awakening.
Okay, okay, that’s a little dramatic, but you get the gist. Barbecue, a superior food, no matter where you’re from.
I’ve heard that the barbecue joints in Texas are top tier, so I can understand why anybody and everybody would want to get their hands on some.
According to KVUE,an unknown suspect broke into la Barbecue, an Austin, Texas, barbecue hot spot, and stole more than 20 whole briskets into an SUV and took off a little after 4 AM last Thursday morning.
Are you kidding me? How does one just steal 20 whole-ass briskets?
Of course, since you need a good 12 hours or more to cook a brisket, you gotta get the babies going overnight so they’re ready for the late morning lunch crowd (which is why they’re cooking at 4am).
Just absolutely heartless.
And la Barbecue is one of the top spots in a city that is PACKED with good barbecue.
The suspect has yet to be caught, and I’m just hoping the Austin Police Department decides to lock the culprit up and throw away the key.
Force him to make barbecue for the rest of his life, but they don’t actually get to eat any of it… now that’s a punishment.