Southern Dad Serves Up Early Morning A** Whoppin’ In The McDonald’s Drive-Thru Line

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If you automatically assumed that everybody from the south was just some good ol’ fashioned, well-mannered nice people, ya might wanna think again.

Sure, you definitely have a lot of great people here in the southeast, but you also have some people that are willing to wipe that smile off your face in a heartbeat if you cross’ em the wrong way.

I’ll admit, I’ve seen some of the worst of it for early morning breakfast at your local McDonald’s, Bojangles, or Chick-Fil-A, when some grumpy old man who eats in the same seat everyday walks in the store and either notices somebody else is sitting in his seat, or the workers got his order wrong…

Things can get ugly QUICK.

However, I’ll admit that I haven’t seen two old men go at it before… in the drive-thru of a restaurant.

This video was taken at some McDonald’s drive-thru, and judging by everybody’s accent in the video, this is straight outta the south.

In the video, you see one dude who appears to be at least 65 or older going absolutely HAM on another guy, who also looks the same age.

Somehow, the two must’ve gotten into a verbal altercation, that probably went something like this:

“Dammit Virgil get out the way!”

“Hey fuck you Merle! If the ref would’ve seen you were holding me in State back in ’61 you wouldn’t be shit!”

Next thing you know, the two are throwing fists, with one of the guys landing some BRUTAL punches to the other’s head.

This thing might’ve gotten fatal if it weren’t for Krystal sitting behind them in the drive-thru line telling them to:

“Get out the got damn way!”

Lord have mercy, everything about this video is epic.

McDonald’s Stops Taking Orders So Woman Hops Through Drive-Thru Window

Nothing comes between a drunk girl and her chicken nuggets.

Listen, we’ve all been there. It’s late, and you’re with all your buddies after a long night of drinking.

All you want is a McDouble, a Cookout tray, or a Doritos Locos Tacos Supreme, and call it a night… but the line takes 30 minutes plus to get through, because everybody else in town had the same idea as you (and drunk idiots can’t do anything efficiently).

And nothing, NOTHING is worse when they decide to close down when you’ve already been waiting in line forever.

With that being said, I can empathize with this girl a little bit right here.

However, I can’t say that I’d go this extent…

A TikTok has gone viral of a girl in a hot pink dress climbing through a McDonald’s drive-thru window, and telling workers that she’ll just go make herself a burger because they ran out of gloves to cook with, and the workers are going BONKERS (rightfully so).

The caption reads:

“Lady climbs thru McDonald’s window because we’re not taking anymore orders CAUSE we had no gloves.”

It’s pretty crazy, because the girl is so casual about the whole ordeal, as if she’s done this plenty of times before.

She tries to make a deal with the manager, telling him to play it off as if it were her first day of training, but the manager is sitting back, staring at the girl like she’s lost her marbles. Did she start throwing things at the staff, did

I mean… respect.

@greergreer

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