Two Horny Sea Lions Send Beachgoers Running In San Diego

La Jolla Beach sea lion

Considering my only experience with sea lions comes from the shows at Six Flags amusement park, they appear to be some of the sweetest creatures around.

However, say you’re out raising hell with some buddies on the beaches of California, only to see one of these creatures squirming in your direction and wailing like there’s no tomorrow.

If you say you’d have the nuts to square up against one of these things, shut up. You’re not the guy, pal, because something tells me if you piss one of these things off, it ain’t gonna end pretty for yourself and the others around you. Ever see the teeth on one?

Take it from these two courageous sea lions at La Jolla Cove in San Diego, California.

In a now viral video, the two sea lions go on a rampage, after a woman apparently tried to take a picture with one of them while it was sleeping, according to FOX 5 San Diego.

Lesson learned: Don’t mess with sleeping sea lions.

This is worse than when you wake a dad after he passes out in the recliner after a few too many beers.

In the video, you can see the sea lions take off towards a crowd of dozens of people, as they run away in terror, as they should…

However, as the video points out… it’s mating season for sea lions and these were more than likely just chasing each for a little tail. In that case, good for them…

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