Redneck Trucker Gets Lit Up Like The 4th Of July After Most Pathetic Punch In History Of Mankind

A group of people sitting in a car

“Oh sheeeeit. Oh sheeeeeit.”

What we lack in context, background information, any pretty much everything else we make up for with A+ color commentary from our man behind the camera.

Like I said, no idea what’s going on here, what sparked this hillbilly throw down between Big Al and who I’m just going to refer to as “headset” from here on out, where they’re at, who’s filming… we basically know nothing. But that’s kind of the beauty in it, isn’t it?

All we get is a:

“Do you wanna goddamn say it again?”

What did he say?

We’ll never know…

So without further ado, let’s get it on.

“He gone.”

We have two truckers, presumably in some type of truck stop/road rage incident where “headset” has a a bone to pick, and Big Al is has no idea what the hell is going on.

The confrontation turns violent when headset starts raining down the most lifeless, limp-wristed, wet noodle, couldn’t box his way out of a wet paper bag hammerfists in the history of mankind.

Big Al brushes off headset’s pathetic attempt at some punches, pops those sunglasses off, throws the cig back in his mouth and goes to work on headset like Tyson in his prime. One hard left and it’s good night Jim Kyte.

Our camera hums a little AutoZone jingle and we have all the makings of an A+ redneck truckstop fight video.

“Welcome to the Zone, AutoZone.”

Ok, obviously the commentary was added in post production, but hell if it doesn’t just make the whole thing.

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A beer bottle on a dock



A beer bottle on a dock