Okay, okay, the two newlyweds, Gabe Jessop and Ambyr Bambyr Mishelle, are two 42-year-old stunt doubles who’ve done work on shows like Yellowstone and Hereditary, so I’m sure these kinda pyrotechnics are equivalent to riding a bike for us normal folk, but it’s still a bold strategy, cotton.
Now I don’t know how pyrotechnics work, nor will I try to act like I know how they work, but wouldn’t one wrong move lead to, I don’t know, death? Third-degree burns? Burning down half a national park?
They took “for better or for worse, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, until parted by death” to a whole new level.
Can’t for the explosive gender reveal in a few years…