Newlyweds Exit Ceremony By… Setting Themselves On Fire?

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WHY!?

I’ll admit, it’s 2022, and there’s really nothing on the internet that surprises me anymore…

However, this stunt has left me absolutely dumbfounded.

Video footage of two newlyweds has gone viral, of them exiting their wedding ceremony engulfed in flames, according to the New York Post.

Yep, you heard me correctly…

The two thought they would make their ceremony a memorable one for the ages by setting themselves on fire.

Okay, okay, the two newlyweds, Gabe Jessop and Ambyr Bambyr Mishelle, are two 42-year-old stunt doubles who’ve done work on shows like Yellowstone and Hereditary, so I’m sure these kinda pyrotechnics are equivalent to riding a bike for us normal folk, but it’s still a bold strategy, cotton.

Now I don’t know how pyrotechnics work, nor will I try to act like I know how they work, but wouldn’t one wrong move lead to, I don’t know, death? Third-degree burns? Burning down half a national park?

They took “for better or for worse, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, until parted by death” to a whole new level.

Can’t for the explosive gender reveal in a few years…

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