Imagine waking up one morning, catching a case of the fuck arounds, and deciding to climb one of the tallest buildings in the U.S…
Couldn’t be me…
However, this might’ve been the case for this guy, who scaled the 61-floor, 1,070 foot Salesforce Tower in San Francisco, California.
Video has been circulating over the past few hours of the man, who’s been identified as 22-year-old Madison Deschamps from Las Vegas, according to NBC Bay Area, scaling the improbable tower.
He’s also been identified as an anti-abortion protestor.
Of course, law enforcement was awaiting Deschamps at the top of the tower and taking him into custody for trespassing and resisting arrest, but I don’t know if I should call this dude a legend, or a complete moron.
He had 61 opportunities to change his mind, as the whole building is basically covered in windows (not sure how many open), but he kept pushing through.
My palms are getting sweaty just watching this…
Man climbing Salesforce Tower in San Francisco, one of the tallest buildings in the U.S., has been arrested after reaching the top pic.twitter.com/5Q9OolhXRN
— BNO News (@BNONews) May 3, 2022
I mean… HELL NO…
Respect for this man who just climbed the Salesforce Tower without any safety to make his point! pic.twitter.com/KUkjQITB1c
— Terence Lim (@terlimws) May 3, 2022
Self described “pro life Spider Man,” eh?
BREAKING: The man climbing the Salesforce Tower has made it to the top and has been arrested. His name is Madison DeChamps and he describes himself as a “Pro-Life Spider-Man.” pic.twitter.com/O6TbKAhqE8
— Liz Kreutz (@ABCLiz) May 3, 2022
Let’s roll the tape: