Alright, I gotta somehow make it to a Savannah Bananas game ASAP.
For those who aren’t familiar yet (you will be soon), the team is basically the Harlem Globetrotters of minor league baseball (Coastal Plain League), as they’re dedicated to putting on a hilarious show every game.
With that being said, in a recent game, a dude from the opposing team stepped up to the plate with his bat completely up in flames.
Now I have to admit, those flames are uncomfortably close to his hands, and I hope my guy is getting a damn good raise to pull off this gimmick.
However, he doesn’t suffer from third-degree burns, and proceeds to hit a single up the middle with the “fire bat.” I mean, he almost gets thrown out from center field, but still, a base hit nonetheless.