Donald Trump Hilariously Releases Dramatic Statement After Making A Hole-In-One On The Golf Course

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ATTENTION AMERICA…

EVERYBODY REMAIN CALM.

The 45th President of the United States of America, Donald Trump, has some huge news to share with the world.

While playing golf with professional golfers Ernie Els, Gene Sauers, Ken Duke, and Mike Goodes at his golf course, Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach, Florida, hit a five-iron on the seventh hole from 181-yards into a slight wind…

And sank it for a hole-in-one.

I mean c’mon, this is what the people want to hear, right?

Okay, okay, not huge news at all, but he sent out a statement as if he was announcing war against ISIS or something.

As a fellow golfer, I know the excitement of making a hole-in-one is hard to keep inside, but I’d say ol’ Trump went a bit over the top with this one.

I can hear him now…. “it was a tremendous, tremendous shot.”

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