Jason Aldean’s Wife Brittany Got Hammered On Wine And Bought A Bunch Squirrel Feeder Picnic Tables

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Jason Aldean is probably somewhere punching air right now.

I mean, he clearly has a ton of money so who really gives a shit, but Aldean’s wife Brittany got a little wine drunk the other night, and decided to hop on the ol’ Amazon store…

Yeah, you see where this is going.

No, she didn’t buy some necessities, and she really didn’t buy anything for herself, or her husband… or her kids, as a matter of fact.

She decided to order a few picnic tables. And not your basic backyard picnic tables… we’re talking about miniature SQUIRREL picnic tables, which double up as feeders.

I have so many questions about the product itself, and to why it’s even a thing in the first place, but I have even more questions for Aldean’s wife.

How in the damn hell did you get on the topic of “squirrel picnic tables” in the first place? What could you have possibly searched to even get something like that to pop up?

That being said, I’ve probably never identified more with something that had the name “Aldean” tied to it in my entire life.

Seriously, when I’ve been drinking… lock up my wallet because I’m waking up to a truckload of shit I don’t need.

A beer bottle on a dock



A beer bottle on a dock