Enough with this nonsense. This fake bullshit littering your Instagram feed of couples pretending “OMG everything is so amazing, we’re basically Luke Combs and Nicole!”
No, you’re not. You’re not singing “Better Together” to your wife, I know you aren’t.
Back to reality, and real life.
Find you a person you can get drunk with, dance in the kitchen with, all while blasting some ’90s country. It legitimately does not get any better. If you’re lucky, you have a dog that’ll jump in too and get jealous when things get too frisky.
The older you get, the more you realize how fun it is to just get drunk in your own house. It’s a BLAST. Seriously. Once you hit your 30s, you live for that shit.
Find you someone you can drunk dance in the kitchen with while singing "John Deere Green."