You Haven’t Hit The Jackpot Until You’ve Found The Person To Drunk Dance With In The Kitchen While Listening To ’90s Country

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“Goals” this, “goals” that.

Enough with this nonsense. This fake bullshit littering your Instagram feed of couples pretending “OMG everything is so amazing, we’re basically Luke Combs and Nicole!”

No, you’re not. You’re not singing “Better Together” to your wife, I know you aren’t.

Back to reality, and real life.

Find you a person you can get drunk with, dance in the kitchen with, all while blasting some ’90s country. It legitimately does not get any better. If you’re lucky, you have a dog that’ll jump in too and get jealous when things get too frisky.

The older you get, the more you realize how fun it is to just get drunk in your own house. It’s a BLAST. Seriously. Once you hit your 30s, you live for that shit.

“John Deere Green” is of course a great pick for a night like this. But, maybe you want something slow…

That’s where Lonestar’s “Amazed” comes in.

Maybe you two really drank too much. That’s where “Chattahoochee” come in.

Sammy Kershaw’s “She Don’t Know She’s Beautiful” – yup.

“Just To See You Smile” by McGraw – double yup.

Fells, did you really mess up? BOOM. “Two Dozen Roses” to the rescue. 

The list goes on, and on, and on.

So, if you’re looking to save some money on your next date night, and make a memory, all you need is some booze, the right person, and some 90’s country.

We got ya covered with the greatest 90s country playlist of all time.

Time to crawl.

A beer bottle on a dock



A beer bottle on a dock