I honestly don’t know how I got here, but I feel violated. My brain has liquefied and my eyes have burst into flames. I yacked up my lunch onto my desk, and put out my eye fire with dishwasher detergent.
Let’s breakdown this song and video before you view it. First, it miraculously has 42 million views – unfortunately, our original post on this was a part of that.
Second, can we talk about the lyrics? Actually, no we can’t.
I can’t even type them without having my second yack. You’re in luck, however. I added a bonus video at the end. These might not only be the two worst “songs” of all time, but the two worst videos every shared to YouTube.