Originally shared in 2016, I recently came by this dumpster fire again and had to re-share. Listen at your own risk.
A couple times a day I take a break by sorta not taking a break – I go down those YouTube rabbit holes.
One minute I’m watching Joe Rogan podcasts, the next minute chef Gordon Ramsay ripping someone’s face off for undercooking a risotto, then the next, this.
Somehow I got here.
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I honestly don’t know how I got here, but I feel violated. My brain has liquefied and my eyes have burst into flames. I yacked up my lunch onto my desk, and put out my eye fire with dishwasher detergent.
Let’s breakdown this song and video before you view it. First, it miraculously has 42 million views – unfortunately, our original post on this was a part of that.
For perspective, the greatest performance in SNL history, Sturgill Simpson performing “Call To Arms,” only has 3M views. Take a shot of whiskey, I know, it hurts.
Second, can we talk about the lyrics? Actually, no we can’t.
I can’t even type them without having my second yack. You’re in luck, however. I added a bonus video at the end. These might not only be the two worst “songs” of all time, but the two worst videos every shared to YouTube.
Now, I’m gonna go take a shower.