I’ll never understand why people have the audacity to even think about fucking with a bear.
Like, no bro… the only reason you’re still alive is because the bear hasn’t decided to kill you… yet.
I’m not sure if there’s enough liquid courage in the world to make me consider taking on a bear. But for one drunk guy in Poland, there was more than enough to make him set foot in a bear exhibit at a zoo.
According to News18, a 23-year-old Polish man got a little liquored up and thought it would be a good idea to jump into the bear exhibit at the Warsaw Zoo last year.
Once he realized he fucked up, he realized there was only two things left to do…
Try to escape through the water tunnel, or try to drown the ginormous bear himself.
He went with the latter.
In the video, you can see him struggling in the stream with the bear, whose name is Sabina, and not gonna lie, my guy kinda has Sabina beat.
The zoo released this statement:
“Sabina, an old bear who was attacked by an adult man, physically came out of this event unscathed, but she is very stressed.”
At the time of this event, fortunately for this intruder, only Sabina was on the catwalk, although she is in good shape for her age, she is not such an efficient bear, otherwise the man would have had much less chance of surviving this event without serious injuries.”
Needless to say, once the dude was rescued from the enclosure, he got a nice charge of animal cruelty and the kicker… failure to wear a mask.