Another Idiot Tourist Gets Charged By Bull Elk At Yellowstone National Park

Another day, another moron strolling into Yellowstone National Park.

If you’re looking to see some of the most magnificent wildlife in the entire country, Yellowstone is the place to do it. And if you’re looking to see morons nearly get murdered by the aforementioned magnificent wildlife, Yellowstone is also the place to do it.

Recently, we’ve seen a number of tourists visit Yellowstone and narrowly escape without injury after a close encounter with a bear, bison, elk… you name it.

We saw that Illinois woman sentenced to four days in jail for getting too close to a grizzly, and in the grand scheme of things, four days in jail is nothing compared to the alternative… death by mauling.

But even more recently, we saw a man nearly get gored by a charging elk.

The video comes to us from back in September, and you can see this big bull lower his head and make a bee-line for this guy, who falls on his face running away. Lucky for him, the bull pulls up, but once again… it could’ve been bad.

“No matter how much information is supplied from the National Park Service, idiots still think they know better. Never come between a bull elk and his cows.”

Lesson learned.

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