Brian Laundrie’s Neighbors Are Renting Their Lawns To Media For $3,500 A Week

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This sounds like a win-win to me.

Among all of this media attention Brian Laundrie has drawn over the Gabby Petito case, you have to think, his neighbors have probably been going through it.

Constant media surrounding their house and lining up their street, trying to get a chance to talk to Laundrie’s shady-ass parents while they record every step they take.

To be honest, I don’t feel sorry for the Laundrie family at all. I don’t trust them and don’t feel sorry for them. But the neighbors? It’s gotta suck to have this circus in your front yard all day and night.

However, according to TMZ, the police are no longer allowing the media to stand in the streets, so Laundries neighbors have come up with a brilliant idea:

Rent out their yards to the media.

Apparently, some are even going as far as to charge $3,500 a week.

Honestly, this is genius. If you rent out your yard, you get a helluva pay day at the end of the week, or you get to have some peace and quiet while Dog the Bounty Hunter and law enforcement track down this POS.

I’d take the cash.

I mean, they went from wanting to fight the people outside their home to rolling out the red carpet for the media.

What a shit show…

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