College football season is BACK (thank you 8-pound, 6-ounce newborn baby Jesus), and while we’re just a week in, it’s already been… chaotic.
You know how we all though that after the Covid lockdowns of 2020, people would be more full of love? More grateful for the chance to get together in large public spaces? More appreciative of the things we took for granted like live concerts, packed stadiums, hell, even going to bars again with friends?
MLB Stadiums, NBA Stadiums, SoFi Stadium, the new home of the LA Ramswasn’t even open for more than a couple hours and fans were already fighting. And we’re not even talking about sports rivalries here, in most cases, people are fighting their fellow fans.
But now, it’s carrying over into the college football season.
Like I said, I don’t know what started it, but we see white shirt get shoved and all bets are off.
Backwards hat throws a weak-ass punch, white shirt turns around swinging and just flatlines our poor peacemaker here. He hits the ground like a ton of bricks and a full blown Royal Rumble breaks out.
When he finally gets up (after smashing his face on the concrete) the poor bastard is leaking like a faucet. See what happens when you try and be the good guy? Fuck that noise… just get out of the way.
And then, perhaps the weirdest part of the entire thing….