Domino’s Just Obliterated The Pineapple Pizza Argument With… Watermelon Crust?

A person holding a slice of pizza

I don’t think I’ve hated something so much in my entire life.

Call me a traditionalist, but I believe there’s only a few toppings that belong on pizza… and no, not pineapple.

My personal top three: Pepperoni, ground beef, and bacon.

Nothing more, nothing less.

And I’m aware that those selections might be a bit unpopular as well, but after an absolutely DISGUSTING TikTok from Domino’s, I think we can all agree on one thing:

Watermelon and pizza should never be used in the same sentence. EVER.

Inspired by a fellow TikToker, Domino’s had the grand idea of of trying out the “Watermelon” crust pizza, and not gonna lie, I may or may not have thrown up in my mouth watching this (I did).

This blasphemy is courtesy of Domino’s Australia’s TikTok:


Y’all keep asking us for a low carb option 😏🍕Nah fr when we saw @elburritomonster make a watermelon pizza, we HAD to give it a go.

♬ original sound – Domino’s Australia

Is nothing sacred anymore?

The comments were mostly in agreement that this was a downright offensive creation, with one even going to far as to call it a “war crime.” I’m not gonna disagree…

Sorry Domino’s, this is just something I can’t get behind.

A beer bottle on a dock



A beer bottle on a dock