Bryan has no game. Literally, none. Zero.
Bryan invited a girl over for a little “Netflix and Chill,” which even 14 year-old nerds know is code for sexy time.
Unsatisfied with the “movie selection” on Netflix, the aforementioned girl left and naturally, Bryan was none too pleased.
But instead of chalking it up to a rookie move, learning from it, taking a cold shower, and moving on, what did he do?
He whined about it to Netflix on Twitter and they subtly let him know that he was a no-game having, fuck-face, loser that couldn’t close the deal like a big boy.
Netflix and chill? More like Netflix and ZERO chill.
For a guy that likes to “watch” movies, he’s apparently never seen Wedding Crashers, which is on TBS pretty much every single weekend.
Closers close Bryan.
Rule #76: No excuses, play like a champion.
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