Man, I swear the times are getting weirder and weirder.
We went from people going viral over getting high off the scent of Sharpies, to straight up EATING Tide-Pods, petitions to storm Area-51, and now, we’re trying to get the richest man in the world to eat…
The Mona Lisa?
Yep, you heard that correctly. According to Fox News, there’s literally a petition out there on Change.org with hundreds of signatures, urging the man with a $200 billion net worth to scarf down the iconic painting.
I mean, I guess he has the money to do it. The historic Leonardo Da Vinci painting is estimated to cost somewhere between $60 BILLION and $450 million.
However, getting the founder and CEO of Amazon to actually do it is another thing…
Now, I know this is all fun and games, but who thinks of this shit? What sane person wakes up one day and thinks to themselves, “I’m gonna try to get Jeff Bezos to eat the Mona Lisa.”
I mean, we might’ve had a shot before the divorce, but nonetheless, it did lead to some funny reactions on Twitter:
A petition is circulating for Jeff Bezos to buy and then eat The Mona Lisa! I think I'm about to come out of petition retirement! Hope this works out better than the Kony 2012 one I signed.
— Warren Kluck (@warrenkluck) June 14, 2021
if jeff bezos dont want to eat the mona lisa he can buy it for me and ill fucking do it
— bail y (@Hailbailz) June 14, 2021
I can't properly tweet dumb stuff anymore as people I respect now look at this account :(, What's the point in having Twitter if you can't call for Jeff Bezos to eat the Mona Lisa?
— Rasikh Morani | Arcadia (@RasikhMorani) June 14, 2021
So there is an online petition gaining steam for Jeff Bezos to buy the Mona Lisa and eat it.
I mean, nothing is truly permanent…so…yeah still a no from me.
— Zachary Smith (@zjsmith104) June 14, 2021
