High-Heeled Crocs Are A Thing… And They’ll Cost A THOUSAND DOLLARS

A black and silver shoe

Everybody knows that Crocs are made for the ultimate style and comfort.

Hell, you can wear ’em around the house, and then you can put those babies into sport mode and you can do whatever you want in those things.

However, this new model of Crocs looks like it goes against everything the famous comfort shoe stands for…

Crocs with heels.

Yep, you heard me correctly. And not gonna lie, it looks like a Croc with a mini-stilt glued to the heel.

The new style comes from high end designer Balenciaga, according to CNN.

Celebrity stylist Phillip Bloch had this to say on the latest style project:

“It’s all about nerdy chic designers love to take the ugly and make it beautiful.

I’ve already had clients call me saying, ‘Oh my gosh, did you see those Croc heels? Those are amazing. Can we get those? I’m already on it.'”

First off, what kind of blasphemy is he trying to spew by calling Crocs “ugly?”

Gotta be the worst take I’ve ever heard.

The Price Tag

And on top of that, Bloch expects the shoes to sell at $1 GRAND.

Maybe I’m not trendy enough for all this, but you can’t tell me there’s a large number of people out there who want to drop a grand on these things…

Bloch added:

“Fashion is about a double take. You want people to look and look again.”

A double take? Me growing another head would make people “look again,” doesn’t mean I want to walk around with another head. And for a thousand bucks? You’re an idiot Phil.

Kill it. Kill it with fire.

A green and black shoe

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