Trouble in paradise?
According to an Okaloosa County police report, 20-year-old Hunter Mills of Crestview, Florida, was operating a front-end loader, when his girlfriend showed up.
Problem is, she showed up in another man’s car, a 2010 Cadillac to be exact.
Seems like Hunter might have recognized this man’s Caddy since he proceeded to dump an entire bucket full of dirt on his girlfriend (presumably ex-girlfriend now) who was in the car.
When she arrived to their meeting place (ironically located on Phil Dirt Road) he asked her whose car she was driving and when she wouldn’t answer, he buried her car with dirt… while she was INSIDE.
According to the report, the windows were open, so although she wasn’t injured, dirt filled into the center console, air vents, and power windows.
Mills was charged with felony criminal mischief (felony) over $1,000.
More wild Florida Man stories.
Classic rom-com material.
Guy loves girl, girl shows up in another guy’s Cadillac, guy dumps a thousand pounds of dirt on said Cadillac, guy goes to jail but learns a very valuable lesson about managing his anger and the price of damaging personal property. Role credits.
By the way, how is there not a show called Florida Man?
Just picture America’s funniest home videos, but just crazy stories from the Sunshine State’s finest. God knows they have enough content, Bob Saget could host it, it would be great.
Somebody make it happen.