Guy loves girl, girl shows up in another guy’s Cadillac, guy dumps a thousand pounds of dirt on said Cadillac, guy goes to jail but learns a very valuable lesson about managing his anger and the price of damaging personal property. Role credits.
By the way, how is there not a show called Florida Man?
Just picture America’s funniest home videos, but just crazy stories from the Sunshine State’s finest. God knows they have enough content, Bob Saget could host it, it would be great.