Florida Grandma Goes Apesh*t In Burger King Because The Tomato Was Too Thick, Throws Whopper At Staff

A man with a white haircut

Florida Woman strikes again.

Honestly, Florida Woman might be given the perennial champ, Florida Man” a run for his money this year.

We’ve saw the Florida mom and daughter duo who are now looking at jail time rig the homecoming election, we saw another Florida mom show up to her daughters school with a boxing glove to fight another student, but this one might take the cake.

According to the New York Post, a Florida woman went absolutely bonkers in a her local Burger King after…. get this…. the tomato was sliced too thick on her Whopper.

77 year old Judith Ann Black was arrested on April 30th after she admitted to Wildwood police that she threw the Whopper at the worker.

“She stated that she was angry that the victim was not fixing the issue and had the burger in my hand and tossed it at her. When asked, Mrs. Black stated that she did hit the victim with the burger.”

She also admitted to using a number of racial slurs at the staff.

She was charged with battery, but since she hurled racial slurs at the staff, it’s elevated to a third-degree felony. Black has since been released from custody on $2,500 bond.

Yeesh… grandma dealing with some demons, eh?

Must be living on a pretty short fuse when a thick tomato is what sets you off into a fury of blind rage. Hurling Whoppers, hurling racial slurs, granny gonna have to get her ass back to the retirement center and take a long hard look in the mirror.

She’s just lucky she wasn’t at this Burger King… they would’ve handled her ass.

A beer bottle on a dock



A beer bottle on a dock