Texas Kid Makes Epic Stone Cold Steve Austin Entrance For His Fourth Birthday

A person and a child

Back when I was a kid, I remember everybody was having super hero themed birthday parties (including me), and I thought it was the coolest thing ever.

I was wrong.

SportsCenter posted a video on Instagram today of this youngin’s birthday party from a few months back, and now I’m kicking myself for never having this badass idea when I was a kid.

Here we see the little man walking out of a homemade WWE entrance, decked out in a Stone Cold Steve Austin get up. I mean, we’re talking the jorts, black shoes, and black vest, the music is playing… the whole nine yards.

The next move?

His mom handed him two water bottles (no, not beer), and he proceeded to do the Stone Cold signature beer smash and chug.

I mean, it doesn’t get any more legendary than this folks.

I just wish he would’ve wrapped it up with the signature Steve Austin quote:

“This is Stone Cold Steve Austin, and I’m here for one reason and one reason only, and that’s… to whoop, some ass.”

A beer bottle on a dock



A beer bottle on a dock