You Don’t Have To Be Rich To Own An Awesome Party Boat This Summer

A group of people in a boat

Summer is right around the corner.

And that means one thing…. who has a boat?

Depending on where you live, having a boat in the summer is the adult equivalent of being the only kid in the neighborhood with a trampoline. Everybody wants to be your friend. Guys can’t wait to bro out with you, girls that would never even dream about talking to you start giving you attention.

Shallow? As a fucking shower… but that’s life.

The thing is… boats are expensive. Buying them, maintaining them, hell, even storing them will cost you an arm and a leg.

Yep, boating is a rich man’s game. Or, at least it used to be…

The good people at MMK, have designed this beautiful, 6-person inflatable boat for the low, low, extremely reasonable price of $419.99. It’s lake ready, or big-ass pool ready if you have one. All you have to do it blow it up.

AND, it has a built in cooler for your drinks.

Need I say more?

A kitchen with a sink and a toaster oven

A beer bottle on a dock



A beer bottle on a dock