Oh, come on….
First of all, Peeps are disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. A disgrace to candy, marshmallows, bunnies, chicks, Easter, the resurrection of Jesus… an utter disgrace to humanity, both in the past and in the ages to come. Get rid of it…
Although, that’s apparently just my opinion since Pepsi decided to go all-in on a Spring collaboration with Peeps. That’s right people…. Peeps-flavored Pepsi.
Kill me…
And while their marshmallow-flavored soda is even more of an abomination than the aforementioned product itself, Twitter couldn’t help but state the obvious… why the fuck didn’t they call it Peepsi?
Twitter isn’t having it and neither am I.
When Pepsi realizes they could’ve called their new drink Peepsi instead: 🤡 pic.twitter.com/VxFUmP3F1J
— In My Mind (@MeAloneInMyMind) March 25, 2021
Absolutely furious they chose not to call this abomination of a product “Peepsi” pic.twitter.com/URTLlYLx1B
— cam in dissertation hell 📚 (@cmdr_camellia) March 25, 2021
First of all: EWWWW.
Second of all, why DAFUQ is it NOT called “PEEPSI”? What a missed opportunity. pic.twitter.com/KIyClqPKm6
— TASK the Ol’ Nerdy Bastard #StopAsianHate (@UpToTASK) March 25, 2021
if i drink the unholy, likely radioactive, peeps x pepsi nightmare concoction soda and don't get superpowers, what even is the point
— Roseanne A. Brown is on Hiatus!!!! ✨ (@rosiesrambles) March 25, 2021
Me taking a sip of the peepsi drink pic.twitter.com/ECKdjHzUXr
— Corna King (@ElCornaKing) March 25, 2021
I’m just mad they aren’t calling it Peepsi pic.twitter.com/2UTW8Cg1IT
— Kenny Keil (@kennykeil) March 25, 2021
Peepsi is corporate America's war on Easter
— M. Gregory (@ummgregory) March 25, 2021
I miss five minutes ago when I was not yet aware of the Peepsi monstrosity pic.twitter.com/JH6BkzyUam
— Heather Monahan (@HeatherMonahan_) March 25, 2021
God's gonna strike ya'll down for releasing this Peepsi abomination just in time for her son's death-day pic.twitter.com/37XpNbOuwZ
— ɱıƈɧɛƖƖ🖤☘ (@MichellxNicole) March 25, 2021
That looks like Diabetes in a can, for real. 🤣 pic.twitter.com/OQeSgqEooc
— Tom (@TommyLovesStuff) March 25, 2021
Fucking gross 🤮
— Jean Dickner (@jedi182) March 25, 2021
Why? Lmao pic.twitter.com/r0Rtf5Nlsh
— Urameshi (@numberonemaniac) March 25, 2021
Why? Lmao pic.twitter.com/r0Rtf5Nlsh
— Urameshi (@numberonemaniac) March 25, 2021
Your flavor scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. https://t.co/1XQhWJcHQZ
— Craig Schaefer (@craig_schaefer) March 25, 2021
Shay gets it…
between the peepsi and the cinnamon toast crunch saga I'm going to need to drink heavily this weekend
— Shay Spence (@chezspence) March 25, 2021