Florida Man Pulls Out His “Dank Gummies” And “Medicated Nerds Rope” When Police Ask For ID

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A Florida man has once again made headlines for all the wrong reasons.

Bonita Springs, Florida resident Demecio Lopez had the cops called on him for nearly hitting a gas pump at a Circle K last Friday.

According to ABC 7, when the cops pulled up, he told them he was trying to call AAA because he couldn’t get his car to start. Of course, the authorities told him that there wasn’t even a key in the ignition, and then Lopez magically found the keys in his pocket.

If you thought that stunt was crazy… wait ’til you hear the next one.

When cops asked him for his driver’s license, he began rummaging through his other pocket. There wasn’t any ID, but there sure as hell were some high-quality edibles. Lopez pulled out one bag labeled “Dank Gummies,” and shortly after, pulled out a “Medicated Nerds Rope.” Then the bonehead showed it to law enforcement…

Maybe he thought he could fool them into thinking they were just your average candy? Maybe he was so zooted he thought he was giving them his ID? Who knows.

Turns out the “Dank Gummies” contained 500 mg of THC, and the “Medicated Nerds Rope” had 400 mg, and on top of that, a plastic bag of 27.5g of cocaine (that’s the real kicker). Needless to say, my man Demecio is behind bars with a nice felony charge of cocaine possession, and felony possession of a controlled substance.

Man, shaking my head. The stupidity of some people continues to surprise me every day.

And check out this mugshot, I think “dank” gummies is an understatement.

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