The guys and I here at Whiskey Riff cracked quite a few, and came up with this official unofficial list. While I did start ranking these to some extent I soon realized it was impossible to get these in an order without disrespecting some of these precious beers. So, take it or leave it, but grab a few cold ones for the rundown.
These are the best times/places to have a beer beers…
30. Post-game locker room beer
29. The brewery beer flight when you’re pretending to be a responsible beer drinker beer
28. The first beer when you know you’re going to drink more beer beer
27. Work lunch “should I have 2 or 3 beers” beer
26. Ski lift beer
25. Golf beer
24. $15 concert tall boy beer where you end up spending $200 on beer beer
23. Overpriced sporting event beer
22. Pool beer
21. Boat/lake/fishing beer
20. Tailgate (football) beer
19. Tailgate (before a concert) beer
18. Switching to beer from liquor because you’re too drunk beer and don’t want to yack on your lap beer
17. Beer in the Bleachers at Wrigley Field
16. Post-lawn mowing beer
15. Shower beer
14. Putting together furniture beer
13. Beach beer with sand on the rim beer
12. Cry into my beer beer
11. Switching to light beer after IPAs beer
10. Switching to beer after almost yacking on liquor beer
9. The once in a while PBR beer even though it’s not your favorite but hits the spot here and there beer
8. Dive bar beer from a dirty tap
7. It’s above 40 degrees beer
6. Hair-of-the-dog beer
5. 7am breakfast beer at the airport
4. Listening to sad country songs to get happy beer
3. Coors Banquet while staring at the mountains beer
2. The skunk ass dad beer that hits just right 100% of the time, especially when wearing jorts beer
1. Dad beer from the crumbling beige garage fridge covered in magnets beer (yes, this is the best beer)
