Mutant Shark Looks Like The Love Child Of A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle & The Michelin Man


Three words: What. The. F*CK.

In 2020 we were introduced to “murder” hornets, and in 2021 we’re introduced to… mutant sharks that look like Donatello from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and the Michelin Man bumped uglies in a toxic waste pool and had a baby.

According to reports, Abdullah Nuren was fishing in Indonesia in “the waters near Rote Ndao in the East Nusa Tenggara province” when he caught a mother shark by accident, as it was already deceased before Nuren got it on the boat.

He then found three baby sharks (God, don’t get that song stuck in my head again) in the mother shark’s womb. Two of the babies looked normal, and the third… well, it looked like this.

Nuren told theΒ Daily Mail that his house has been SLAMMED with people trying to catch a peek of the mutant shark. He’s even had people offer him money for the shark, but declined because he claims that keeping the shark will give him “good luck.”

“Good luck,” lol…

If I was fishing and caught that thing, I’d chuck it back in the water and then have to cleanse myself with Holy Water to keep that devil spawn out of my nightmares. I’d be scared to look it in the eyes, there’s no telling what kind of bad juju this mutant shark may bring, but hey, to each their own I guess.

I mean…

I mean…

A beer bottle on a dock


A beer bottle on a dock