Wheeler Walker Jr. Returns With His Own Morgan Wallen Apology Video

A man and a woman

“I am so sorry for anyone that I have hurt.”

Ol’ Wheeler is back.

Wheeler Walker Jr. has been off the grid for a while now, but given the news, it was time for him to release his own version of The Apology. Doing his best parody of Morgan Wallen’s recent apology video, the “Sit On My Face” singer details the “video” that got him in hot water.

“The video you saw was me on hour 342 of a 342-hour bender.”

If math isn’t your thing, that’s 14.25 days.

“I was on Natty Light, regular Natty, crank, crack, CBD, marijuana, wine, Jack Daniel’s, Maker’s Mark, ecstasy, cocaine, Monster energy drinks, and Prevacid.”

Casual combo.

“I snorted Tums, I ate a balloon full of Tide Pods, and I squirted wine cooler into my eyes…I’m not proud of the language I used.”

Recipe for disaster, sure, but there’s a silver lining…

“Since that video was taken, I’ve been sober for over 26 minutes.”

Here’s the full apology.

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