Few too many Michelob Ultras, eh Tommy?
Honestly, drunk Tom Brady might be my favorite Tom Brady.
Tom doesn’t generally partake is beverages of the alcoholic persuasion, but hey, he’s in Florida now. This isn’t stuffy New England anymore. The sun is shining, the beer is cold, the boats are parked at the dock (actual boats, not those stupid fucking duck boats you drive through Boston).
Anyways, it looks like Tom had himself more than a few today while celebrating his 7th Super Bowl ring… and who can blame him? Then again, he’s in his forties and barely ever drinks so it probably doesn’t take much. Probably had himself a nice hearty breakfast of sprouts and Swiss mountain air too. Either way, congrats to Tom, Gronk and the rest of the Bucs on a well-deserved Super Bowl celebration.
And by the way, I’m entirely confident that a drunk Tom Brady would be infinitely better than whoever the Bears decide to drag out on the field there next year.
