Valentine’s Day is right around the corner fellas…
And normally, I’d say ditch the garbage box of Russell Stover chocolate you’re gonna buy at Walmart on Sunday morning before she wakes up, and get her a heart-shaped box of Chick-fil-A chicken nuggets, but this year, Valentine’s Day falls on a Sunday…
And Chick-fil-A is CLOSED.
Fuck…
I mean, maybe you can pick up a tin of these bad boys on Saturday, but it’s just not the same. There is a handful of holidays that you can celebrate before or after the actual date, but unfortunately, Valentine’s Day isn’t one of them.
Back to the drawing board…
