Jamie Lynn Spears Is Killing Her Cats By Running Them Over, But Blames Elon Musk and Tesla

Jamie Lynn Spears holding a white object
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2021 is going strong, folks.

In a since-deleted Instagram video, the singer and sister of Britney Spears, Jamie Lynn Spears, went on a bizarre rant and directed it towards Elon Musk and Tesla.

Her issue? SHE keeps killing her cats by running them over. Yep, you read that right.

“We have now lost — I don’t want to tell you how many cats — because they don’t hear the Tesla crank and unfortunate things happen and it’s really devastating and tragic for everyone involved,” she says.

Wait – you don’t want to tell us how many?

“Elon Musk, let’s figure this out – you owe me a couple cats.”

(you can almost hear the heads at PETA combusting as they read that)

Oh, I don’t know, maybe the guy revolutionizing the world in more ways than one is not to blame but your lack of peripheral vision is (always keep your head on a swivel, kids). Maybe put the cats in the house, not in the driveway? After you kill one cat, and it seems to be many more than that based on the video below, do you stop and go oh shit, I’m killing a lot of my pets with my Tesla? This is a problem. Or nah?

Maybe tie a few cans of Busch Light to the back of your Tesla and boom, problem solved.

Here’s the video.

A beer bottle on a dock



A beer bottle on a dock