Just looks like a regular middle-aged dad with some old Nikes, cargo shorts, and…swords. But then he starts going at these trees.
It’s like watching Picasso paint, but a middle-aged guy shaping Christmas trees with swords. Same thing.
Then another (slower, less impressive) guy comes in. He’s alright, but clearly not a seasoned veteran like the first guy who shaped those things with a surgeon’s precision. Moving to the mountains and becoming a Christmas tree ninja sounds pretty badass to me.