The number one song in the world ladies and gentleman…
No, it’s not BTS or Justin Bieber, it’s not Megan Thee Stallion or even Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas” right now… it’s a relatively unknown country singer named Trey Lewis.
Initially popping off on TikTok, Trey’s viral break up anthem “Dicked Down In Dallas” was finally released today and immediately shot up to the number one song on Apple Music.
Played for chips and salsa all those years ago. Was told I was a “wanna be country singer” put songs out for the last 9 years. sober for 13 years and counting. I’m higher than I’ve ever been. Tonight I’m # 1 on the charts. Thank you! I’m speechless. pic.twitter.com/ZAUtD2wwBu
And while the chorus of the song might give you a bit of a laugh, or even an unfortunate sense of relatability for all you broken hearts out there, it’s actually pretty damn catchy. It’s giving me early 2000s Chris Cagle vibes.
If you’re not already familiar, here’s a little taste of the chorus:
“She’s gettin dicked down in Dallas Railed out in Raleigh Tag teamed up in Tennessee Analed in Austin, buttf*cked in Boston Givin’ neck down in New Orleans Puttin’ me through hell, f*ckin’ someone else Now I’m the one on my knees, prayin’ she’ll come back Gimmе that sweet ass, but I already know that she’s Gettin’ dickеd down in Dallas.”
Whiskey Riff is the most entertaining country site…ever.