Long gone are the days of calling your friends up and saying “hey, we’re having a girl.” Nope, in the world of social media obsession and viral videos, you have to find a way to outdo your neighbors in the most obnoxious way possible.
I mean, how many of these stupid things have lit an entire forest on fire? I’ll give you a hint, it’s more than one and even that is too many.
Thankfully, these folks didn’t light half a forest on fire, but they did firmly cement themselves in the hillbilly hall of fame.
Their preferred method of gender delivery? Catfish noodling…
Yup, bunch of dudes neck deep in the water, cold Busch Lights in hand, mom-to-be up there on the boat going bonkers, and a big ol’ catfish with a pink tag in its mouth.
Gotta love it.
Then again, while not exactly a gender reveal, this cattle rancher baby announcement photo is right up there with catfish noodling.