I had an experience, actually. I was driving through San Bernardino with my friend, and I got chased down by some sort of UFO. I’m pretty sure about what I saw, but I’d also bought weed wax from a guy in a van in front of a taco shop, so it could have been the weed wax. But the best way to describe it is a flying snowplow. It had this big plow in the front of it and was glowing yellow. I did see it flying, and my friend saw it, too. There were a couple of other cars on the road and they also stopped to look, so I think what I saw was real.
You know that weed is going to be good. If your source for weed wax is a random dude in a van in front of a taco shop, be prepared to go on a journey and cancel the rest of your plans.
“I was shaken for, like, five days. It fucked me up.”
“I couldn’t really look at the sky the same. I thought they might come back.”
It’s gets even better, the weed was so powerful she says she made eye contact with a “being.”
Asked if she felt threatened, Miley said:
“I didn’t feel threatened at all, actually, but I did see a being sitting in the front of the flying object. It looked at me and we made eye contact, and I think that’s what really shook me, looking into the eyes of something that I couldn’t quite wrap my head around. But you’re so right to say that it’s a form of narcissism to think that we’re the only things that could be in this vast universe.”
This is what I love about weed.
Did Miley actually have an alien encounter or did she smoke herself to another dimension, only to think a piece of construction equipment such as a bulldozer was in fact a UFO?
We’ll never know. What even is real? Who knows, man.