Sturgill Simpson Continues His A+ CMA Trolling, Puts “DDSS Lawn Care” Sign In Front Lawn

Sturgill Simpson sitting on a bench

Glorious… friggin’ glorious.

Stugill Simpson, fresh off the release of his insanely good Cuttin’ Grass Volume 1 bluegrass record, has once again delivered another A+ troll job on the Country Music Association.

If you remember back to the 2017 CMA Awards, Sturgill busked outside of the Bridgestone Arena with his Grammy in his guitar case during the ceremony. The same ceremony that Sturgill was not invited to. He also revealed that if he was ever invited to perform, he would play Merle Haggard’s “Are The Good Times Really Over For Good.”

And today, he’s back with a more subtle, yet perhaps even funnier, approach…. A Dick Daddy Survival School Lawn Care sign… right out front of CMA headquarters.


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You gotta love it.

And if you need that grass cut, DDSS Lawn Care has got you covered.

“We got the tools to shape you right up! We’ll even hit them bushes. If the line is busy keep calling… business is booming and we’re balls deep over here.”

A kitchen with a sink and a toaster oven

And with the CMA Awards airing again next month, what better time than now to relive this masterpiece.

A beer bottle on a dock



A beer bottle on a dock