What happened to those “dad reflexes” everyone talks about? Look, I’m a new dad. Have a 5-month-old at home. The superpower known as the “dad reflex” takes a little time to infiltrate its way into the body, I get it.
I also get the fact you need to drink beer and pretend life is the same after you have a baby. Same goes for mom, obviously.
But you gotta notice your baby rolling down a hill.
Not sure which of these guys is the dad of the rolling baby, but not one moves or processes what’s happening. What are we drinking here? 12% IPAs? You cross-eyed from a couple 6 too many?
Mom had to save the day before the baby ended up in a new zip code.