Start The Holiday Boozing NOW With White Christmas Margaritas That’ll Knock The Whole Family Out

2020 has been a dumpster fire, but it’s almost over.

Summer is officially over, which means the holiday drinking needs to start NOW. With science saying you’ll be happier if you put up your Christmas lights sooner, that got me thinking about what else makes people happy…


Not just any booze. Not your old spiked egg nog, no no. We’re talking White Christmas Margaritas which will have the whole family on their ass in no time.

Here’s what to do..


1 (14-oz.) can coconut milk
12 oz. silver tequila
8 oz. triple sec
1/2 c. lime juice
2 c. ice
1/2 c. Mint, for garnish
1 lime, sliced into rounds for garnish
Lime wedge, for rimming glass
Sanding sugar, for rimming glass
Cranberries, for garnish


1. Combine coconut milk, tequila, triple sec, lime juice and ice in a blender. Blend until smooth.

2. Rim glasses with lime wedge and dip in sanding sugar. Pour into glass and garnish with lime and cranberries. Serve. Get drunk.

Merry Christmas. Happy Thanksgiving. Happy Halloween. Happy whatever. Let’s drink.

A beer bottle on a dock


A beer bottle on a dock