Guy’s Terrifying Tree-Cutting Job Almost Catapults Him To Mars

Oh, so you think your job sucks?

It could be worse – you could be required to climb a palm tree taller than a building, having to chop the top off with a chainsaw (one-armed), and hold on for dear life as the tree then turns into a human catapult ready to launch your ass into Mars.

That’s what’s going on in this wild video from San Bernardino, California.

An arborist (“tree surgeon”) was tasked to do what I just explained because “the palm was already crooked, causing danger to people who live nearby and passing through there.”

Grab a change of underwear.

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