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Blake Shelton Says He “Hyperextended His Scrotum” Watching Football And I Totally Understand

Football. IS. BACK.

What a weekend. Watching the games with the empty stands still feels incredibly off, but we have college football, NFL football, temperatures dropping, and for that I think we can all be (at least somewhat) happy.

So, here’s a weird one if you’re unaware…

Blake Shelton is an Arizona Cardinals fan. I know, what you’re thinking, “wait, what?”

Blake, originally from Ada, Oklahoma, has been rooting on the Cards for decades and has many friends working for the organization. He’s even good buddies with former head coach Bruce Arians, now leading Tom Brady and the Bucs who lost to the Saints yesterday.

Blake, who I assume was joking, said he got so jacked up for the big Cardinals upset over the 49ers (24-20) that he “hyperextended” his scrotum (ball sack) celebrating the big win. I get your excitement, Blake. I had the Cardinals money line.

Speaking of, the announcer during that game accidentally used “circle jerk” when describing a play, in case you missed it.

And with that, fall is here and football is back.

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