Carole F*cking Baskin Is On This Season Of ‘Dancing With The Stars’ And We’ve Officially Hit Peak 2020

Carole Baskin in a pink dress

I officially want off of whatever ride I’m on…

Dancing With The Stars announced their 2020 cast today, and among some of the more expected types like Bachelorette star Kaitlyn Bristowe and figure skater Johnny Weir, we have Tiger King villain and suspected husband murderer Carole Baskin?

Carole. Fucking. Baskin?

The only thing I want to see Carole star in is the second season of Tiger King (which may be in the works) or a televised murder trial in which she is declared a defendant and Joe Exotic is brought in to testify against her. That’s it. I mean, what kind of nightmare are we living in right now?

Do we really want the inspiration behind the best murder ballad in country music history dancing on primetime television? Is the message we want to send out to the world? Why don’t we just ask Kim Jong Un? Harvey Weinstein? Fuck it, let’s scour the Earth for the most hated people in all of the land and do a whole season with them.

Dancing With The Stars: Scumbag Edition.

In addition to Carole, the full cast includes:

Nelly, Justina Machado, AJ McLean, Monica Aldama, Kaitlyn Bristowe, Johnny Weir, Vernon Davis, Skai Jackson, Nev Schulman, Charles Oakley, Anne Heche, Jeannie Mai, and Chrishell Stause.

A beer bottle on a dock



A beer bottle on a dock