American Hero Goes Before City Council To Lobby Against Boneless Chicken Wings & I 100% Support That


Just when you were ready to disengage from the absolute circus that politics in this country have become, one man finally proposes unifying plan to unite the people in these here United States of America and get this country back on track.

His proposition, get rid of boneless chicken wings.

Since boneless chicken wings are basically just chicken tenders, and don’t even come from the wing of a chicken, Andrew Christensen, a Lincoln, Nebraska resident, recently went before his city council to urge the city to reconsider renaming boneless chicken wings. And the ideas he proposed, are pretty solid. They are as follows:

“Buffalo-style chicken tenders,” “wet tenders,” “saucy nugs,” or my personal favorite, “trash.”

Andrew Christensen 2020 ladies and gentleman… you’re either in or you’re out.

And just wait for the surprise ending… I about died.

A beer bottle on a dock


A beer bottle on a dock