Jacksonville native Lane Pittman is sorta famous for showing up at hurricanes without a shirt and with a giant American flag so he can headbang to Slayer’s “Raining Blood” in an apparent “fuck you” to the hurricane. He went viral during Hurricanes Matthew, Florence, and Dorian, and was also famously arrested for shredding the Star Spangled Banner during the 4th of July.
And Hurricane Laura… he’s got a message for you.
“Louisiana, FLORIDA MAN IS HERE FOR YOU!!!!!!!!! LAURA, YOU RAGGEDY SHE-DEVIL!!! GET SOME!!!!,”
That’s right people, Pittman traveled from Florida to Louisiana to meet Laura face to face, standing waist-deep in the floodwaters on the shore of the Gulf Coast. Although this time, instead of Slayer’s “Raining Blood,” it was a clip from Maylene and the Sons of Disaster.
Lane has also started a Go Fund Me to raise money for hurricane relief.
“Hey guys! My friends and I are looking to raise money for the victims of Hurricane Laura. She’s been a mean. Donate what you can and share to your friends! We are going to do the leg work.”
Florida Man, Hurricane Slayer… the great Lane Pittman everybody.
Here’s his Hendrix-esque performance of the national anthem from back in 2015.
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