Idaho Road Rage Fights Ends In The Most Idaho Way Imaginable

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Just some good ol’ Idaho hospitality.

Typically cooler heads don’t prevail when it comes to road rage fights.

Easily one of the best ways to waste time on the internet is by watching people beat the piss out of each other at a red light. It really is a national pastime, and mind-numbingly entertaining if you’re being honest with yourself.

Try it this weekend.

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The problem is, many times you have little to no context on what ignited the rage. Case in point, this clip from Idaho that shows a red-headed guy with a man bun pummeling another guy, repeatedly asking him if he’s “done.”

It’s hard to decipher what is said at the beginning, but it sounds like the guy delivering the beating says “you’re the f**kin’ thief (grunting) go back to Washington” or something like that.

The other guy looks scared completely shitless towards the end, doesn’t know what to do, and has the look on his face like damn, I picked the wrong one today (if I had to make a guess).

The best part comes at the very end…

Idaho was ranked #15 for nicest state recently, but this might get them into the Top 10.

THE HANDSHAKE. What gentlemen.

It’s Different In Oklahoma

In quite the opposite fashion, these Okies don’t mess around.

According to The O’Colly, a group of Oklahoma State University students were riding around in Pawnee County back in 2017 when a truck allegedly ran them off the road. When the bikers tried to confront the pickup truck, which was carrying a man along with his wife and kids, they had no idea what would be waiting for them down the road.

It got CRAZY.

Motorcycles, hillbillies, knives, guns, robbery, momentary loss of consciousness, big redneck tatted up beer bellies… man, what an absolutely chaotic scene.

Turns out our truck driver had some friends on speed dial, armed with a shotgun and a knife, and they don’t play nice.

So when the truck started putting a beat down on the 19-year-old biker, all his friends could do was helplessly watch from the sideline with a shotgun pointed at their faces.

Of course the whole thing goes sideways when the knife-wielding old guy lifts up his shirt to reveal a Hell’s Angels biker tattoo and screams:

“I’m the real deal b***h, I’ll f***ing cut your throat.”

Yikes… we’re definitely not in Idaho anymore…

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