The Tiger King is coming back to the silver screen.
According to The Sun, Netflix is working on Season 2 of their insanely popular docu-series starring everybody’s favorite big cat lunatic, the Tiger King himself, Mr. Joe Exotic.
Of course, Joe is smack dab in the middle of a 22-year prison sentence on charges of murder-for-hire and animal abuse, however the show will still star Joe along with his husband Dillon Passage, former business partner and well-known snitch Jeff Lowe, and perhaps some more of the usual suspects.
Recently Jeff Lowe was forced to turn the zoo over to suspected husband killer Carole Baskin (how that works, I have no idea), however in order to participate on Season 2, Carole is demanding upwards of one million dollars.
That being said, I’m here for it. Tiger King has undoubtedly been the highlight of this dog shit year we’re having and with no end of this pandemic in sight, Season 2 would bring some much-needed laughs.
Not to mention, Joe better be channeling his inner Merle Haggard and writing some new country heaters inspired by his time in jail. I mean sure, he’ll have to hire another ghost-writer to actually write and record them for him, but I’m not going to complain about how the sausage gets made.
I still think “Here Kitty Kitty” is the best country music murder ballad of all time.