WASTED Florida Man Drives Lawnmower On Highway, Says He Had “A Little Too Much To Drink Tonight”

FLORIDA MAN IS BACK.

This time he’s wasted, slurring his words, and driving a lawnmower on Highway 316.

Paul Burke was eventually arrested on his third DUI charge after refusing a sobriety test, saying he only had “a couple” couple drinks, but quickly clarifying that it was plenty more.

“I’m not gonna lie to you…I have had maybe a little too much to drink tonight,” he says.

In the arrest video below, it won’t be hard to see that Paul was indeed shit-canned, and a complete fool for endangering people on a road where the speed limit is 55.

Eventually he tells the cop “just take me to jail.”

Which they did.

Just another day down in the Sunshine State.

MAN WITH 3 PRIOR DUI CONVICTIONS IS FOUND DRIVING LAWMOWER WHILE INTOXICATED ON HWY 316

FORT MCCOY MAN WITH 3 PRIOR DUI CONVICTIONS IS FOUND DRIVING LAWMOWER WHILE INTOXICATED ON HWY 316Paul Burke has three prior DUI convictions and has had his license suspended three times as well as revoked four times all for DUIs and refusals to submit a breath sample. On August 5, 2020 Deputy Jentsch observed Burke driving down the middle of HWY 316 on his lawnmower… When Deputy Jentsch made contact with Burke, he could smell the alcohol coming from his breath and his speech was slurred. Burked attempted to do the field sobriety but stated he couldn’t do it because he had been drinking too much. He was arrested and transported to the Gold Star Hotel.Driving a lawnmower in the middle of a road where the speed limit is 55mph is dangerous and illegal … add being drunk into the mix, it can be come fatal..

Posted by Marion County Sheriff's Office on Monday, August 10, 2020

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