WASTED Florida Man Drives Lawnmower On Highway, Says He Had “A Little Too Much To Drink Tonight”

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FLORIDA MAN IS BACK.

This time he’s wasted, slurring his words, and driving a lawnmower on Highway 316.

Paul Burke was eventually arrested on his third DUI charge after refusing a sobriety test, saying he only had “a couple” couple drinks, but quickly clarifying that it was plenty more.

“I’m not gonna lie to you…I have had maybe a little too much to drink tonight,” he says.

In the arrest video below, it won’t be hard to see that Paul was indeed shit-canned, and a complete fool for endangering people on a road where the speed limit is 55.

Eventually he tells the cop “just take me to jail.”

Which they did.

Just another day down in the Sunshine State.

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